This is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen
who made this chicken 🐓 by Chip Hoch
im actually kinda sad they took their blog down… it was too hilariously creepy.
though to be fair… it was a 57 year-old creepy guy dating an 18 year old girl who looked like she was 15. I hope it was fake and just trying to mess with people but it probably wasnt. If shes 18, she should make her own decisions, but its still pretty fucked up.
albums i’d like to have sex to
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb